'Are you getting cheese on your Whopper Jr.?
'No. I never get the cheese.
'Why not? It tastes good.
'I don't like it.
'You don't like it?
'Ok, what I mean is I don't like the marked up price for a slice of cheese.
'Twenty cents for a slice of cheese when I could buy a whole package for a dollar.
'For 40 years, I never bought the cheese so now we can afford our honeymoon.
After I allocated my life savings from 10,000 cheeseless hamburgers, my wife Beth and I had a magical honeymoon in Vermont.
Timothy Earl Somero happily married Beth Alisa Slusser-Dunn on December 24, 2011 at 5:00 PM.