Tuesday, December 27, 2011

Best Christmas Present Ever

'Are you getting cheese on your Whopper Jr.?

'No. I never get the cheese.

'Why not? It tastes good.

'I don't like it.

'You don't like it?

'Ok, what I mean is I don't like the marked up price for a slice of cheese.


'Twenty cents for a slice of cheese when I could buy a whole package for a dollar.


'For 40 years, I never bought the cheese so now we can afford our honeymoon.

After I allocated my life savings from 10,000 cheeseless hamburgers, my wife Beth and I had a magical honeymoon in Vermont.

Timothy Earl Somero happily married Beth Alisa Slusser-Dunn on December 24, 2011 at 5:00 PM.


Mattox Beckman said...

Congratulations, Tim!!

Faye said...

Hi Tim! Not sure if you remember me from IBM! Just found your blog and wanted to tell you congratulations on your marriage!

Faye Conway