Best Christmas Present Ever

'Are you getting cheese on your Whopper Jr.?

'No. I never get the cheese.

'Why not? It tastes good.

'I don't like it.

'You don't like it?

'Ok, what I mean is I don't like the marked up price for a slice of cheese.

'Huh?

'Twenty cents for a slice of cheese when I could buy a whole package for a dollar.

'Right.

'For 40 years, I never bought the cheese so now we can afford our honeymoon.

After I allocated my life savings from 10,000 cheeseless hamburgers, my wife Beth and I had a magical honeymoon in Vermont.

Timothy Earl Somero happily married Beth Alisa Slusser-Dunn on December 24, 2011 at 5:00 PM.